My interview with myself.

As I was thinking of interesting people I decided to interview one ofthemost interesting people I know, myself. I know that may sound conceited, but come on; do you know anyone better than THE Dalcie Simpson? So as you would imagine I was able to provide a great, honest answer for every question. Such as; where was the most interesting place you have been? Dalcie replied Nakashinana. I had to ask: What and where is this? Dalcie, "It's in an alternate realm, and it's... somewhere, not here. Ha-ha."I finally asked, Could you describe your experience in the, "imaginary", country is it? She gladly stated, "It's more of an imaginary realm but yes I would be glad to... When I first got to Nakashinana I was amazed at the extreme color and all around attraction to the place. I arrived at about 6:30 a.m our time, witch is known as about six nute-nutes in Nakashinana’s time. So it was fairly early in the morning. To my surprise the sun was a giant orange pulsating with light. Rising above the friosting laced mountains. I looked to the left and there were trees as tall skyscrapers. But I highly doubt that they were really trees because of the fact that they mooed like cows and had springs at the end. Oh yes they were what we call today, jumping cow trees. I almost got crushed by one, it was awful. But just in the nick of time I fell into the hole of a monkey- bunney llama beast. That was an experience. As I was falling I observed the walls where there were pictures of glow-in-the-dark- twinkies. Then BAM! I hit the bottom. It didn’t hurt at all considering I landed on the monkey-bunny-llama beast. He and his entire fluffy rainbow colored hair saved my life. I though that because of his monstrous size he would be mean, but to my surprise he offered me tea and pineapple upside down cake. I accepted because, well I mean it would be rude for me to fall down and hit him, yet refuse his hospitality. We talked about each other’s worlds and how Nakashinana was run by a good talking shrunken head named frog-dumpling. Then I thanked him for his time and headed out of the hole. I asked for a cab but he said that all they had were unicorniphants. I was a bit distraught about riding one cause I have never even heard of one but when I did, it was fun. It talked like a normal human with a slight lisp and gave me a tour around NAkashinana.
After hearing that...story, I decided to begin again with theinterview by asking, what was it likemeetingthse new creatures? "Well, It was interesting, I thought that they would be mean, ruthless animals, but no, actually they were hospitable." Did you enjoy it? For the time I was there, it was very... enlightening. I then asked, have you ever taken acid, smoked marijuana, crack cocaine, powder cocaine, crystal meth, normal meth, angel dust, ICE, hallucigens, ecstasy, oxycotton, or shrooms? "Well, just to start off, I find this question very rude, but to answer, no I have not, and was not on drugs at the time I visted Nakashinana. For final conclusion I thanked her for the interview and complimented on the great story she had for me. It was crazy at some points, but helped me with a great interview, that may be shared for years to come. This was definitely an interesting story for me to remember.